Jan 24, 2011
I left Agnes Water at 6:30 a.m. I thought I was the only soul awake in the entire town, but while I was waiting at the bus station a white van drove by, started honking, and then pulled up next to me. At first I was a tad freaked out, until I realized it was none other than William, my surfer pal from the day before. What a relief. I was amused that the one person I knew in all of Agnes Water just happened to be the only other person in town awake, out and about. William was on his way to the beach for a morning surf. He spoke of his near future plans to travel around Australia moving from one surf competition to the next. How cool. If I was a real traveling nomad I would have asked him if he had a spare seat for me to come along. Of course, if I had more time I'd also be working on the Ocean Spirit Cruise in Cairns, sailing the Whitsunday Islands on the Tongarra again, and working at the Agnes Water hostel with Richard. If only I could clone myself and embark on all these adventures. I would just have to let my imagination take me on these trips, while the Greyhound bus took me further down the east coast to Rainbow Beach.
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Rainbow Beach (Although not the view I saw when I arrived. I think you need a helicopter to see this) |
Rainbow Beach, named so for its colored sands, is located on the Cooloola Coast in Queensland, Australia. When I first arrived, I wasn't all that impressed with the small town. It's name was much brighter than it was, or at least brighter than the miserable staff I dealt with at the hostel. However, I hadn't come to Rainbow Beach because of its name or beach. I had come because it was the gateway to Fraser Island, the largest sand island in the world. Fraser Island is listed on the World Heritage List up there with Uluru and the Great Barrier Reef, so it was a must-see in my book. That's why I booked a 3-day, 2-night 4WD (4 wheel drive) guided tour of the island. The Fraser Island website described the island as follows:
"Fraser island is a precious part of Australia's natural and cultural heritage. It is a place of exceptional beauty, with its long uninterrupted white beaches flanked by strikingly colored sand cliffs, and over 100 freshwater lakes, some tea-colored and others clear and blue all ringed by white sandy beaches. Ancient rainforests grow in sand along the banks of fast-flowing, crystal-clear creeks. It's the only place in the world where tall rainforests are found growing on sand dunes at elevations over 200 meters. The immense sand blows and cliffs of colored sands are part of the longest and most complete age sequence of coastal dune systems in the world and they are still evolving."The orientation for my Fraser Island trip was scheduled for 2:00 p.m. that afternoon. I gathered in the hostel lobby with about 50 other travelers, where we were divided into groups. I was assigned to group 'D' along with four English kids (Joe, Kit, Olivia and Nicola) and four Dutch girls (Coco, Alex, Eva and Claudia). Each was a group of traveling friends, and so I immediately felt left out. It didn't help that I had to sit on a secluded step because their skinny butts filled up the whole table. No one even realized I was a part of team 'D'. All that was left was for someone to turn on a flashing sign above my head that said "Loser" in neon lights. At least then they would have noticed me.
Orientation started out a snooze fest. First we watched a safety video which, aside from the bit about avoiding wild dingos, was as dull as could be. What followed, however, was a one-man entertainment show named Merve who gave the most amusing orientation I have ever had the painful pleasure to sit through. Merve was the big man in charge of the Fraser Island 4WD tours. He looked like the identical twin brother of Pirate Barbossa from The Pirates of the Caribbean, but with the swagger of a hippie from the 60's. He had an afro of a beard that that hung inches from his face, a snaggletooth or two, and a wee bit of crazy that tinkled in his eyes. But what I loved most were his epic, random remarks: "Don't be a wanker," he would remind us frequently. (A wanker, is the Aussie word for idiot or moron). "I hate wankers! As long as no one acts like a wanker than we'll be cool." That was another one be loved to say: "Be cool." He would also randomly throw up a peace sign as he said, "Peace to the world." I loved this guy. We need more pirate-hippie Merves in the world who throw up peace signs and advocate being cool instead of being a wanker.
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Merve laying down the law. Followed by a "Be cool" |
I wanted to give Merve a standing ovation by the time he had finished. Instead, I gave him my I.D. so he could check me in. For some reason he kept calling me by my first and last name, no one else. "Sarah Speers," he said, peering at me inquisitively. "I'm going to Disney World next year, you know." No wonder I loved this man, he had his priorities straight. "See you later, Sarah Speers." I wanted to reply, "Stay cool, Merve" but I settled for a friendly wave goodbye. By this time group 'D' realized that I was in it. When they learned that I was a solo traveler they went out of their way to include me. I very quickly grew very fond of the bunch, more so than any other travelers I met during my month and a half long expedition. I accompanied Joe, Kit, Olivia and Nicola to the supermarket to pick up some goods for our upcoming island adventure where we ran into none other than Merve. By his side was the most adorable blond-hair, blue-eyed little girl (I think ever Australian child starts out this way. It's creepy), who turned out to be his daughter Daisy. How this angelic Cindy Lou Who II (the little girl from The Grinch, in case you didn't pick up on that) came from Captain Barbossa is a mystery to me, but her adorableness further enhanced my love for the kookie dude. And he was taking her to Disney World! She didn't know what a treat she was in for. Somewhere beneath that beard was a man who dearly loved his little girl. I had to compose myself before I started crying in the produce isle. "Be cool" I told myself.
The remainder of the day isn't really worth relaying. I spent some time at an internet cafe, went for a jog along the beach, read a book, and packed for the trip. That night I drifted somewhere over the rainbow (in other words, fell asleep) to the tune of "It's A Small World After All" as images of Mickey, Captain Barbossa and Cindy Lou Who danced in my head. I had a feeling the next few days were going to be quite a memorable trip.